this is gayle here doing her first article as emo elephant!
any comments about this article or the website layout can be directed to the box at the right side of the screen. the box is called a tag box and it's white in colour! you can write your beautiful name in to one of the boxes provide and leave you email or url too! there's never bad comments on this website as everything here is considered good.
comments like : " YOUR THE FATTEST ELEPHANT EVER"
is welcome too!
just incase you waste your time putting such a comment to see how emo elephant reply you, let me warn you you'll probably get replies like
" shut up and drive! MORON"
"stop being stupid i'm a newspaper!"
"newspapers can't be fat!'
"everyone wants fat and juicy newspapers"
okay as your know the newspaper is fairly new thus it needs some juicy gossips, embarrasing moments and some stupid crappy things that are definitely and confirm plus chop not boring, thus if you have such a news feel free to call our newspapers hotline! 999!
yays! now with that of my mind i can now report about how emo elephant spent her day today!
isn't that the most interesting news ever??!!! i mean where can you go hear about an elephants day in english! :D
emo elephant didn't go to school.
emo elephant cut her hair.
all the dounuts and clothes
couldn't put emo elepants hair together again.
if you don't understand, too bad!
emo elephant doesn't like people to not understand her!
anyways who wants to hear about ugly emo elephant's life anyways/; RAWR
stupid retarted people like nigahiga! :D
zzz. how you wish you idiot.
seeeeeeeeee I TOLD YOU SO!!!
this stupid little newspaper is going to die already!!!
NO BLOODY INTERESTING NEWS TO REPORT!
WHY CAN'T THERE BE A SEX SCANDAL?
like the edison chen and gillien cheung thing?!!
hmmm maybe
NXBXXLE AND WXXSHEXG HAS A SCANDAL.
OMG GAYLE! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT OUT!
you just put an information that will gross the whole world out
and make millions of die! DIE OF UTTER HORRER
i mean who goes for people with smellier feet then emo elephant!
EMO ELEPHANTS HAS FEET THE KILL MILLIONS CAN!
zzz stupid smelly feet guy behind me.
may you fail your physics like me/:
hees anws i seriously think this scandal won't last.
who wants to hear about digusting people getting together.
i'm not saying the above to people are disgusting! cause emo elephant is already the
digustingest thing in the whole entire universe :D
hees.
anws i was just thinking why does eveybody single cook food have to be cooked in oil!
why can't they be cooked in something less oily and less fat!
why can't they be cooked in like graphite or something! rawrs.
why must our body contain disgusting fat!
"WHY ARE THERE SO MUCH FAT!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME!!!!"
we have our sweaters and jackets to insluate heat,
we have our carbos to store food
we only need tinnny weeenny bits of fat to synthesis cell membranes
so why the PONG do we need fat. i mean emo elephant would be totally ms FLAMINGO if there were no fats luh! idiotic fats.
CUT DOWN ON YOUR OIL INTAKE STUPID EMO ELE YOU HAVE NO NEED FOR FATS ANYMORE. who cares about you cell membranes, boobs, butts, or even brains! ok maybe transfer a little of your fats to your brains, boobs and buutts, hehes then you'll can be ms sexy big boobies smarty pants! HEEEEES.
haiz ms sexy big boobies smarty pants:
stop imagining yourself to be ms sexy big boobies smarty pants! you'll nver be that! unless of cost you marry mr sexy big boobies smarty pants. HEEES BUT THAT WILL BEE SO GROSSS cause you have a husband that has bigger boobs than you is untimatly a pants that has brains. ZZZZ.
how are you gonna gain pleasure from him????!!! HE'S A PANTS FOR NUTS.
pants with boobs that give milk hees/;
ok this is the end of todays report.
i'm sorry but everthing in here is crap
emo elephant apologises.
"it's too late to apologise~"
zzz. i just wrote a piece of idiotic shit.
moronic post.
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