guess what?!

I HAVE HORRIBLE NEWS TO SHARE D:

i have a butt bigger than an elephants!
rawr so i'm no longer emo elephant but emo whale D:
THIS IS SO BLOODY DEPRESSING.

no more recess no more lunch.
run everymorning until you fat ugly whale butt disappears.
study while doing situps and push ups,
damn just looose that hideous butt of yours D:

I WANT AN ONLINE VIDEO THAT GOES:

"HOW TO BE NOT AN EMO"

rawr.


why are there so many colours!!!
WHATTT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME?

oooo.


I WANT AN IPHONE D:
I WANT AN IPHONE
I WANT AN IPHONE

zzz

i'll never get one.

stop dreaming stupid whale butt.

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ANWS I STILL HATE MYSELF.
I'M FEELING STRESSED OUT CAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND ALL THE BLOODY SUBJECTS.
asshole.


that's not the main point.

the main point is that i'm not studying?!!!
stupid stupid stupid.
seee i'm wasting my precious time blogging.

rawr if i had spent all those times watching tv, using the computer, reading books, sleeping, slacking, eating, talking, doing nothing in particular to study, i'll probably really be the first female president of singapore and also less fat.

RAWR! WHO IS THE IDIOT THAT CREATED THE TV AND COMPUTER D:

zzz i'll probably get a gpa of 0.1 this term D:

some phrases are just soooooooo easy to say, but so hard to really do it.

examples of those kind of phrases that i just said today and every other day:

" I AM NOT GONNA EAT SO MUCH! CHICKEN CHOP MAKES YOU FAT!"

guess what i ate today?
i ate a bloody huge plate of chicken chop,
one whole tube of mentoes,
one whole packet of twisties,
2 packets of biscuit sticks.
rawr need i say more.

I HATE MYSELF WHY AM I SO FATTTTTT D:

"I'M GONNA GO HOME AND STUDY!"

guess what i did when i went home?
i fell asleep.

and now i'm blogging.
wtp D:

"I'M GONNA BE MATURE!"

zzz. need i say more?

look i'm an irritating siao char bo!
wheeeeeeee D:


" I'M GONNA BE HAPPY TODAY! NO MORE EMO ELE !"

yeah no more emo ele.

here comes EMO WHALE!


okay that's all for today, let me end with a quote from professer gayle.

life is full of fats you wish you could lose.