zomgosh! i freaking met a pervie idiot on the mrt today!
the whole thing was kinda freeaky yet kinda funny at the same time...
because nothing like this ever happens to ms "boring life" gayle here ):/(:
LOL.
anws i'm not going to talk about the weird encounter!(because i really want to forget it :X)
but i'm going to come up with a list on how you should behave when u meet a pervert!
lest u follow in my footsteps and do dumb things :X
ways to act when a pervert talks to you: (things i wish i had done)
1. if he asks for your number... give him the "why don't u take a look in the mirror look" and tell him that you only give your number to cool people, and that he doesn't fit the bill because he's dirty and old! after saying that ( confidently) walk of cool-y. and at the last moment make a funny face at him! something like this:

2. when he touches you (even your hand) start shouting MOLEST MOLEST MOLEST really loudly. act like you've just been brutally violated. (all the better to win sympathy points from the rest of the commuters.)
3. when he start asking or telling you about sex: act like you don't what sex is and ASK REALLY LOUDLY " WHAT IS SEX" all the better if there a right winged old lady opposite you!
4. ask him to shut up and start singing sponge bob square pants REALLY LOUDLY!
5. when approaching a mrt station, stomp on his feet real hard and dast off at the speed of light!
6. tell him to go and die.
7. start talking in a weird unknown language. (doesn't really have to be a language any form of gibberish will do) just pretend you don't understand him.
8. if he asks for you age or anything, reply with a fruit. eg. what's ur age. orange. do you have a boyfriend? apple. try to create list our weird fruit names like kumquat or something! the weirder the better (: ( can throw him off guard ma)
9. pretend your boyfriend is calling and speak in to the phone and tell your non existent bf that some chee kopek old man is harassing you. act as if your "bf" is really angry and say "yes come and beat him up, i help u take a picture of him"
10. just go away immediately!
pervets should just go and die ):